Thread: How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint Conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

I am glad my wife does not go through this routine, especially the covering up part.

I am happy that i am not a girl

I think I saw this thread in other forums. Anyways, not all women act that way. But apparently, I do sort of those listing though. lol

yup i also seen this thread another forum i found this video How To Shower - Men & Women - Channel: Uggars on LiveVideo.com

Enjoy it!!!

Dang, hopefully most women won't do it. Otherwise there would be traffic jam at the restroom.

Not true. I never take a shower this way !!

Strange reaction is not necessary with this post. I know you just describe woman’s ceremony as they take their shower. These are called woman’s shower routine. Probably, women take a very long time inside the shower room until finishing because of so many things they do. Those are women’s things.
And so, it’s so natural that men would say, thanks I’m not a woman. Anyway, I suggest anybody who could write about “How to shower like a man?”
Afterwards, it’s women’s turn to express their reactions.


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This is hilarious, we are looking a woman forbade about this.

Originally Posted by Crawler

I think I saw this thread in other forums. Anyways, not all women act that way. But apparently, I do sort of those listing though. lol

i saw this at other forum.but that descirbe the man.not women.

What type of posting is this?

wondering why you do it, anyway, that's interesting

I am well aware that not all of the women`s are taking a shower like this but one must have done this to upset this poor men

hahahahahaha but i have never taken a shower like this. i think its a good idea to try it once.
thanks
-:suha

Originally Posted by bhanvid

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint Conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Cover up any expose area??? what the heck is that?? haha!