Thread: Jokes Central

Looks like we're all serious about the SEO, web design & web development and blogging stuffs ah...

Here's a cool way to refresh our tired and over-working minds.... Kindly post your funniest jokes. and make us laugh our hearts out!

To start:
Finally, one day, Bill Gates arrives at the entrance gates for Heaven and Hell. St Peter looks at him worried and says "Frankly, Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You can choose either Heaven or Hell. Why don't you look around?"

Bill peeks in Heaven and sees a couple of old boring men, sitting around in armchairs. Then Bill takes a look in Hell and sees some great action: juicy women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling and especially poker.
"I love a gamble with poker" says Bill, "I'll go to Hell!"

But once inside, he is immediately tossed into the fire.
"Hey, what's this" Bill yells. "Where are all the women, sex and gambling?"
"Ah," says the devil, with a smirk. "That was just a demo version."

Ahaha, poor Bill. How about this one?

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

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God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

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