Thread: Older Woman/Young Girl

Older woman will never wake you up in the middle of night with idiotic
question «What was you thinking about now, dear?». Because she simply
does not care a fig what do you think...

Older woman always keeps a condom in her purse. The very young ones are
still hoping that you have to care about this.

Older woman will cost you less. The very young one will cost you 12 glasses
of martini in the bar, an older woman will sleep with you after one cup of herb
tea at her home.

Older woman can enjoy a bright-red lipstick by day and will not look as if she
had just thrust into a jar with jam. It doesn't concern a very young girl.

Older women run faster because they always wear comfortable shoes.

Older woman is more honest. She will call you «idiot», if you behave with her
accordingly. The very young one will never say so because of fear of losing you.

Older woman will not become pregnant suddenly and will not decide all of a
sudden, that someone of you two has to urgently get married. If an older
woman becomes pregnant, you tend to be the last who will know about this...

Older woman always has a work, which has relied a health insurance, which
includes dentist's services. Very young one will not help you when your teeth
will hurt from playing hockey.

Older woman will never suspect you that you «use her». She just uses you.

Older woman just will call you and ask when you'd prefer to see her, if you
want. Young one will be waiting next to phone when you call her.

Older woman can cook. A young one knows the phone number of ordering
pizza in place around the corner.

Older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. The young one will be
hiding you from them so that you will not have thoughts about...

Older woman always has an excellent collection of the luxury lingerie, she got
from her former lovers. Young ones generally rarely wear it, that virtually
eliminates the possibility of striptease.

Older woman is perspicacious and quick-witted. You will never have to
confess to her about shady transaction, as any which way, but she always
knows about this already.

Older woman has dignity, therefore, she'll never raise Cain in public.

Older woman is experienced and knows that in bed you may make a gaffe
after the 12th beer mug. The young one may need time to understand this fact.

Older woman has many girlfriends, most of whom will also want to sleep with you.

Older woman will never blame you that you «stole her best years», because
they were stolen by someone else before you.

Older woman always keeps a condom in her purse. The very young ones are
still hoping that you have to care about this.

Oh really! Is that true??

There you are! The post has been educational for you. 30 years-old men know that.

Originally Posted by greenlea

There you are! The post has been educational for you. 30 years-old men know that.

Yeah! I understand now...I am just 24

Younger women produces fresh milk, older women produces powdered milk.

Older woman will never blame you that you «stole her best years», because
they were stolen by someone else before you.

I agree. There's nothing to stole because it's stolen already.

nice one greenlea
younger ones more upto the wallet and look.

Very nice comparisons

Even I have learned a lot today. Thanks Greenie..