Thread: Cool joke..

3 Bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces
Cop asks Coroner ' why they all smiling ?'
1st guy died while shagging his wife
2nd guy won the lottery and spent it on booze and died of alcoholic poisoning
3rd guy was unusual, Paddy from Belfast struck by lightning
'Why the fuck was he smiling ?'
'The prat thought he was having his photo taken

This joke is very funny, share more jokes like this.

Wife: "what you are doing?"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing ! You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date"

hahahah!
thanks for this FUNNY joke!

Good one!!! thanks for the laughs!

Cool joke, really it is so cool!

Eeee .. Hihihi .. Heee

nyc one. Keep sharing (())

Sardar made a call to airport. Asked, "How long is the journey from Punjab to America ?" Receptionist: "One second Sir.." Sardar: "Ok, thank you"

The one with the expiration date is awesome.

Thanks for all the funny jokes...I'll share them on my FB....

Thanks a lot for the joke.

i like jokes. some cool jokes.

hilarious!! thank you.

Thanks, for all sharing funny jokes.I like cool jokes.

Thanks for the joke, must admit it was really funny.