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12-21-2009, 08:09 PM #1
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Only you, darling.
Wife asks her husband
"How many women have you slept with?"
Husband proudly replies:
"Only you Darling; with all the others, I was awake!"
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“You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.”
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12-21-2009, 09:41 PM #2
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Hahaha! nice one there.
Do you want me to be asleep at all times darling?
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12-22-2009, 02:16 AM #3
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haha nice funny joke thanks for sharing please one more!!!
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12-22-2009, 02:18 AM #4
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I wondering what will be the respond of the wife.
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12-24-2009, 05:19 AM #5
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Grete Joke, Very interesting and mind blowing. I think it was a bed day for that woman when she heard that answer from his Man.
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12-24-2009, 05:22 AM #6
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wow very funny joke...hahahaha.............
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12-24-2009, 06:59 AM #7
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I guess it will be a slap with a frying pan!
Originally Posted by spidersense101
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12-24-2009, 09:47 PM #8
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The Funniest Divorce Letter
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
Leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for
Seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
Called to tell me that you quit your job today and
That was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that
I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal
And even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You
Ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
Watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you
Love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that
Connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheat ing on me or you don't lov e me
Anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are
Moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great
Life!
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