Thread: Most Humourous Meaningful Message I Ever Received In Orkut

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for
removing toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls
to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick
from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl!
she's been 7 since 1993

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh
Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send
them to your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me
"Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll
delete my ORKUT account!

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760
people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at
10:30
a.m.

Give me a break!!

This was forwaded to me. Nice one and You should send this to as much
people you can.[]

I had to leave my apartment at 10:31 for fear a bird will shit on my head because I was in time to send only 913751 letters!:C

I have stopped licking envelopes because rats live in the vats of adhesive at the factory.

I have set my bank account details to the queen of Nigeria so that she can get hold of the millions of pounds she has locked in a UK bank account - she will pay a few million to help her